REWARD FOR LOVE

 

  

 This is the first task. This is probably best for a professional (male actors between 28 and 40).

 

 

You must be willing to wear a wire (with VIDEO providing evidence that you have reached your goal; there are affordable pens {less than $40 on Amazon} that accomplish this goal cheaply) and do interviews with old priests (Catholic). Start the video outside of the Church. Do not opt for the easy answer (that I am crazy), as all of the doctors before you have, but ONE (didn't anyone think that religions exist for a reason ?). To give you an idea of human thinking: one stork is simpler than two gametes, but WRONG…screw Accom. While we are on the subject of “supposed” experts, let's take a look at Nietzsche’s statement, “That which doesn’t kill us, makes us stronger.” There are many things that may not kill you, but leave you much weaker. Such as a bite from a tick. Nietzsche was a fool that died from syphilis (talk about things that make you weaker, but may not kill you at first). My people (I have found a few others living among you) live in fear of your judgement and hide, but we need to be out in the open now. You can also use the pen to record yourself in front of a mirror and hone your craft. The main reason for the video is to ensure that you don’t try to pass off a conversation with a friend. It also ensures truthfulness in a Dr. Ekman way. The first to accomplish this goal, and get POSITIVE results (get YES answers to my questions) will get $1,000 US and one percent of my proceeds from my court case (which will be worth a great deal). You will likely appear, and testify, in court (no perjury will be tolerated) as well, to qualify. Email me (at eddied1980@aol.com), and I will give you an address to snail mail the video (bubble wrapped flash drive). Email me the name of the Priest and parish (so I can match the image from the pen) as well. Include your name on all communications. ONLY communicate AFTER completion of a task. Give this assignment to the best male actors that you know (not just pretty boys, but TALENTED)….just be aware of the possible answers. The reason that I am focused on New York is that there are immigrants in the mix (Don't forget the Indian Reservations..especially for task 2), so focus on areas with foreigners from the third world (where my people are still plentiful). This should be a good, short-term, gig (a few days at best…and will SAVE lives too). There is no audition, just playing the part realistically (as I once did).

 

Letter for the flash drive/ hidden microphone/video…to complete the task above.

 

Dress as a waiter on his way to work (like I once did), so a shirt pocket full of pens makes sense. Can we talk privately ? (spoken to an OLD priest). I have some questions that I've wondered about for years. May I ask them? (If yes, then ask. If no, then leave). This has made me feel like a freak. Have you ever heard about a man who could FEEL the woman he loves, THROUGH WALLS ? ( If he has) Why hasn't anyone told the doctors about them, if you knew about us this whole time? I mean, there is a Priest on most University committees, before they OK experiments, right? I heard of such a committee when I went to the University. Wouldn't the experiences of such men be evidence of an invisible guiding force (what some call God)? Wouldn't this information help to keep some men from being misdiagnosed? Wouldn't this also provide your flock with the evidence you would like to have (God is love; God exists) ? Wouldn't this information let people know that mankind is evolving due to education and money, even if you don't believe in it ?

 

This is the second part, which is open for EVERYONE. Please, get the word out.

 

 

Test for men who are truly “in love”, since it is provable (also one reason I turned to anthropologists as they spend more time with my people…hunter/gatherers). Video everything. Completing this task will entitle you to one percent of MY profits from the pharmaceuticals and technology derived from the couple (a very lucrative position). The couple, the finder, the testing doctor and the journalist that gets the word out will each be entitled to a one percent share. Unlike some, I pay out. It will be in everyone's interest to get investment banker(s) involved. Get a video of the test and show it to them.

 

Put the male in the middle of a field (divided like a pizza pie, with a 300 ft diameter). Use chalk like that used on baseball fields, spray paint, etc. to divide the field into 8 sectors. Have the male, in the center of the field, on top of a rubber mat. Put ear plugs in his ears and plug his nose. Cover his head with a helmet whose visor is blacked out. Bring the female from the outside of the pie toward the male down the middle of each sector (in a quiet electric golf cart if available). Have the male point to her to guess the sector. Try to get the distance that he feels aware of her presence. Use a random generator (many statistics textbooks have them in the back) to choose the order of sectors. A male who can point to his female, 90 percent of the time, will be considered to have passed this test. My race is going extinct under your way of life…this is our last chance. When we are gone, so is our opportunity to get rid of all religions. That means that all of the blood spilling, due to them, will be on the hands of those that refuse to get the word out of my work. Keep that in mind when the next beheading is shown on television.

  

 

 

How to find True Love

 

 

1.  Have you ever seen the woman you loved move in slow-motion (like the Rom-Coms)?/

2.  Do you have a huge increase in your libido focused on one woman ? The increase in testosterone also gives the male a boost in hunting and providing.

3.  Do you have an increase in your energy level ? Do you find that you stay awake all night watching her sleep ? This would help keep females from predators and other males. This would also make for an increase in vigilance (the pregnant female couldn't abscond with his child, in the middle of the night).

4.  Do you experience a loss of appetite around her ? This was to ensure an increase in food sharing for gestation and milk production.

5.  Are you a male in your early to mid twenties ?

6.  Have you experienced the feeling of being in “the zone “? Better hand/eye coordination makes the male a better hunter/provider.

7.  Do you find yourself staring in her direction ?

8.  Does the female inhabit your thoughts ? Have you had dreams of her having your children ?

9.  As a child, did you have the dream of flying ? Did you see the roof of your childhood house ?

10.  Did the female say that you had fallen “in love” way too quickly ? This is often misdiagnosed as an attachment disorder or pure obsession.

11.  Was/is the female between 18 and 22 (prime years for fertility which is what love is about) ?

I12.  Is the thought of losing her more frightening than the thought of death ?

13.  Do you ever feel overly emotional, as if the feelings don't begin with you ?

14.  Do you have a sense of oneness when she is near and discomfort when she is far away ? Do you feel married to her without having had a ceremony ?